Original Song: Signs – The Five Man Electrical Band
Lies
Parody Lyrics by: R. S. Leergaard
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The liar said
All those greasy people
They’re not ‘our kind’
Then we all sat there and watched Mr. Fat
As he told us another lie
He said they’re all coming from sh*t-hole countries
Here’s what we’ll do
We’ll DON our MAGA hats and we’ll say this and that
Our lies coming to you
Oh-o-no
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Lies, lies
Oh so many lies
Locking up our twitter feeds
More and more lies
Say this and say that
Here come some more lies
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The liar said
To everyone caught just passing
“Hey I’ll work all the time”
Then he went right on down to his southern Golf House
And! we paid forty times!
Yelled, “Build up the wall,” keep them all out
Said Mexico would be all-in
But we’re all here to tell him to his face
Man, you just ain’t a winner!
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Lies, lies
All those farging lies
Pissing off everybody
Lie-lie, lie, lie
Claim this and claim that
Oh tell some more lies
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And, hey you, Jellies, can’t you see?
No you don’t really have to lie for this dummy
He has no real bitch so take a seat
Why don’t you just not feed hi-iiim
The liar says hey you, take this Trump Membership Card
And tell more lies
Uh!
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The liar said
Nobody is welcome
To come and pay-for-play
But when he got to that town and opened up that hotel
They lined up and still pay to this day
Then when he sees this in the newspapers
And he jumps up and calls it a lie
Say no thank you, Lord, we’ll finally be free
When this guy is doin’ time
Hoo!
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Lies, lies
Stop with all the lies
Can’t you see that nobody
Wants your damn lies
Lie here and lie there
We don’t want more lies
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Lie, lie
Lie-lie, lie, lie lie
Lie-lie, lie, lie, lie, lie-lie-lie
Lie-lie, lie, lie
Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie
Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie
